12 5 / 2013
- 1: I like drinking wine with a straw. It makes my life easier.
- 2: Me too! Also it doesn't stain my teeth as much.
24 4 / 2013
"It’s somewhat embarrassing, but when the raptors bark at each other to communicate, it’s a tortoise having sex."
20 4 / 2013
"You may not agree with a woman, but to criticize her appearance — as opposed to her ideas or actions — isn’t doing anyone any favors, least of all you. Insulting a woman’s looks when they have nothing to do with the issue at hand implies a lack of comprehension on your part, an inability to engage in high-level thinking. You may think she’s ugly, but everyone else thinks you’re an idiot."